Gamer 1: Dude, I am so stoked about the release of Halo 3. That game is definitely going to bring the fullness of multiplayer Halo fun factor.
Gamer 2: Yeah, it’s going to be cool and all, but don’t you think you are betraying Halo by looking so forward to Halo 3 so much. I mean, […]
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Halo 3 Anticipation
Published September 22nd, 2007 in Eschatology/Judgment, Satire and Culture. 0 Commentsa child’s swearing
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An Interview With Magnum LeBaron
Published August 4th, 2007 in Satire and Conditional Immortality. 2 CommentsWell, I finally got to interview Magnum LeBaron. Some of you may remember him from one of my previous posts (he’s a fictional character btw). If not, you may want to read the post before you watch. It will also help if you are a fan of Chris Farley’s SNL days.
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The True Lovers of Ritual
Published June 21st, 2007 in Satire, Means of Grace and Covenant. 2 CommentsPerson 1: Do you believe that the sacraments convey grace?
Person 2: By no means, they are merely acts of remembrance.
Person 1: Oh, then you won’t mind if my three-year-old remembers Christ’s death?
Person 2: Noooo! You can’t let a child partake of communion.
A Conversation Between a Jain and a Christian
Published December 13th, 2006 in Satire, Resurrection and Conditional Immortality. 3 CommentsOne Monday night Wayne and Robert were watching a football game at a sports bar. Midway through the third quarter one of the players was badly injured and had to be removed from the game. The commentators announced that the injury looked like it could have been fatal. Commotion filled the bar as sports fans […]
Maybe the secret rapture will look like this.
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